I am in my mid-30’s, an HR professional with a masters degree in adult education, and I love chicken tenders.

I have a son, a husband, a mustachioed dog, and a very annoying cat who is a million years old.

I have been published online in USA Today’s Pop Candy blog and Salon.com.

I was a contributing editor/writer for The Daily What family of websites.

I was a Quiz Master for Geeks Who Drink in Austin.

And it’s my absolute dream to be an educational coordinator for a museum.

Seriously. Like, “my dream” in the way some people want to make it to the Olympics.

This is happening. Make Peace with it.